Engrish

Got this from my mailbox:



Errr? Two rows of condoms?? Hahaha. I guess the Chinese need that much since they have the one child per family policy. Next.

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HAHAHAHA.

Okay imagine some guai lou trying to find something and some chinese worker couldn't get what he want. Then the guai lou got pissed: "Where are the FUCKING GOODS??" Perhaps thats when this section becomes important.

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Just when you thought it couldn't get any worst:

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OMGWTFFFFFFF. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. They fuck fruits over there?? And they need to "spread" for fore-play.

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LOL. Let's speak Engrish.

1. 你在干什么?

(You there fucking what?)

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2.请你别干扰我。

(Please you don't fucking disturb me.)

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3.我要出去干事了。

(I need go out fuck matters already.)

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4.她在干吗？

(She there fucking yeah?)

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5.他打扫得干干净净。

(He hit sweep until fuck fuck clean clean.)

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6.干杯！

(Fuck the cup!)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I fucking love this man. （哈哈。我干爱这人。）