Me and my gaming consoles

Video games are my life. I admit, masturbating doesn’t get better than video games.
What say you, a brief second of orgy or hours and hours of infinite “high”?
My, don’t talk bout drugs; it’s about getting fine-tuning for your finger-eye coordination and stimulating the mind with intriguing storylines.
All right, there’s always jaw dropping, perfect engineered ladies for the satisfactory of our raging hormones, but nonetheless the easy word to describe the whole thing will be – “FUN”!

My first experience with gaming consoles date back to the time when NES consoles were the “in” things. I remember every time my parents bring me to my cousin’s house, the only thing I look forward to will be their NES consoles. Almost all my cousins have one. It is a huge box with a rectangle hole in the center to insert game cartridges. The big ugly box cost almost 1500 then, and each cartridges cost around 500 bucks. Talk about the irony of not having piracy then. What’s worst you are just paying for 2D graphics. The most memorable games for me will be the ever popular Mario and Street Fighter.

Last Friday, I was looking through my stash underneath my bed and I found my first generation Nintendo GameBoy. It’s a nostalgic moment for me cause it’s my first ever gaming console. It has also prompted me to do this blog post.



God-darn it! It’s a first gen.! And the best part is, it’s still working! Man, if I ever keep it this way for another few decades and sell it on eBay, I’m gonna be a rich man! It’s actually a present from my father for getting a first place during my kindergarten years. It costs around 500 bucks back then (that’s what my father said) and it runs with cartridges too, but only smaller. The cartridges cost around 300, and no pirated ones.





FACT #1 - Those games in the picture above were my favorite cartoons during my childhood.
FACT #2 – Playing GameBoy has made me shortsighted and I have wore spectacles ever since.
Nintendo launched several upgrades later in the years, but I didn’t get any of its upgrades because I’m fed-up straining my eyes looking into a small screen. My younger sister did get one of the Advance. Here’s a picture of her showing off:





Yeah, yeah, you got a better console. So what? I own his grandfather! XD
During the autumn of 1996, Sony launches Playstation and took over the world until this day. The Japs never did better during the World War 2. The console plays games in CD format and with heart-stopping 3D graphics. It’s a phenomenon and it has captured millions of game enthusiasts worldwide (even my father…XD), and my father has bought one during the Christmas in 1996.



It’s a first gen too, imported from UK. I didn’t see it coming cause my father is very stingy with his money. I remember he brought me to Leisure Mall in Cheras and bought the console with 1500 bucks. Heck, of course I’m awed by the superb graphics back then.


I had played so many memorable games over the years; there was Tomb Raider (a pretty and lethal treasure hunter called Lara Croft), Crash Bandicoot (a retard looking dog dodging obstacles 3D style unlike Mario in 2D), Tekken series (the best fighting game of the century) and many, many more. Amazingly, I never own even a single original game CD.
During 2000, Sony launched another full flank attack with Playstation 2. It plays games in DVD-rom system. The graphics got far better and the touches look almost real in Metal Gear Solid 2 and Gran Turismo 2. This time my father didn’t buy it like last time, and I stayed on with my goody-old PS1. There were signs of old age though; the games took half a day to load and frequently “hang”. The release of new games for PS1 had halted. I stayed loyal with it, and I promised to die with it……… until one day I realized I’ve bought the LAST ever Playstation magazine.

Lara showing off her behind on the cover of the last issue. XD
It took me almost 5 years to get this fact to get in my head: PS2 is just better.Well I made up my mind finally and bought a spanking new PS2 mini with 800 bucks of my own savings.
It’s funny how the world is now.
An original PS2 from Sony Wings cost 1100 with 1 original game, but cannot play pirated games. The original games cost around 300 per piece.
A modified PS2 from Sungei Wang cost only 800 with 10 pirated games, and the games cost only 4 bucks per piece.
So, wise guy, which is more worth it?With the rising cost of living, I have no choice but to ignore the government’s effort to curb piracy. Anyway the way Sony priced the games were too extreme. Hmm, so they launch full flank attacks on our wallets too huh?
So that’s my story with gaming consoles. Right now I’m just looking forward to the gorgeous Playstation 3.



Sorry girls, if I were to pick between you and gaming consoles, the gaming consoles are too hard to resist. LOL!